Artist: Eminem Album: The Marshall Mathers LP Song: Criminal WWW: EminemWorld.com A lot of people ask me... stupid fuckin questions. a lot of people think... that what i say on record or what i talk about on a record that i actually do in real life or that i believe in it or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that im actually gonna do it or that i believe in it well shit... if you believe that... then ill kill you...you know why? cuz im a CRIMINAL CRIMINAL you goddamn right... IMA CRIMINAL yeah ima a CRIMINAL my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge ill stab you in the head whether youre a fag or lez and a homosex? hermaph or a trans-it-vest pants undressed, hate fags? the answer's yes homophobic? nah youre just heterophobic starin at my jeans watchin my genitals buldge over thats my motherfuckin balls you better let go of em they belong in my scrotum youll never get hold of em 'hey its me, versace,whoops somebody shot me and i was just checkin the mail, get it? checkin the male, how many records you expectin to sell after your second lp sends you directly to jail?' CMON RELAX GUY, I LIKE GAY MEN RIGHT KID? GIMME AN AMEN (amen!) please lord this boy needs jesus he almost tried to help us destroy these demons oh and please send me a brand new car and a prostitute, while my wife's sick in the hospital preacher preacher, 5th grade teacher you cant reach me, my mom cant either you cant teach me a goddamn thing cuz i watch tv and comcast cable you aint able to stop these thoughts you cant stop me from toppin these charts and you cant stop me from droppin these marks with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards and to think, its just little old me mr. dont give a fuck, still wont plea im a CRIMINAL everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my mind i guess im a CRIMINAL i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from no one im a CRIMINAL everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my mind i guess im a CRIMINAL i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from no one your mother did drugs,hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed the baby came out disfigured ligaments and knees it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she dont dare make fun of that baby cuz that baby was me im a CRIMINAL, an animal caged but turned crazed but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised? soon as i got older and i got a lot taller my dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger i drank more liquor, 'the fuck you want' quicker you wanna fuck me up for sayin the word nigger? my motives went (pfft) went the president got oral sex in his oval office on top of his desk harder and soon employed, dont ignore me you wont avoid me you cant miss me, im white, blonde hair and my nose is pointy im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes or last as long as it aint happenin to him slim shady im as crazy as eminem and kim combined replacin the doctor, cuz dre couldnt make it today hes a little under the weather so im takin his place (muffled talking) oh thats dre with an ak to his face dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place i told you dre you shoulda kept that thing put away i guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it again im a CRIMINAL - alright look, just go up in that motherfucker and get the motherfucking money and get the fuck outta there aright ill be out here waitin on you alright oh em... what! dont kill nobody this time! ohhh! goddamn fuck this motherfuckin...(whistling) oh how you doin? hi I need to make a withdrawal put the fucking money and the bag bitch and i wont kill you oh my god (putting money in bag) im not gonna kill you please dont kill me, dont hurt me im not gonna fucking kill you, hurry the fuck up with the money *BLAM* thank you! - windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it cuz when i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it so help me, this guys in it and if anyone identifies the guy i hide for five minutes come back and shoot the eye witness fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business die bitches, bastards, rats, pests just puffy's lucky i didnt blast his ass yet! if i ever gave a fuck id shave my nuts suck my dick in between my legs and cluck you motherfucking chickens aint brave enough to say the stuff i say so this tape gets shut shit, half the shit i say i just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass and if its not a rapper that i make it as ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask! im a CRIMINAL everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my mind i guess im a CRIMINAL i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from no one im a CRIMINAL everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my mind i guess im a CRIMINAL i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from no one (4x)